America Accidentally FaceTimes Ex-President Barack Obama
WASHINGTON, DC — The United States of America accidentally FaceTimed Barack Obama yesterday, resulting in a short but awkward texting exchange between the nation of over 300 million citizens and its ex-president, sources confirmed. Upon realizing its mistake, the English speaking country immediately pressed “end” hoping its old commander-in-chief would not get the call. However, Mr. Obama reportedly responded via iMessage approximately two hours later.
“Hey, did u mean to FaceTime me earlier?,” texted the former leader of the free world.
After forty five minutes of “literally freaking the f*ck out,” America took a screen shot of its old President’s message and forwarded it to other nations seeking their advice in a group text.
“Just be honest. Tell him you didn’t mean to, but you do miss him. We all do.” advised Canada. “Are you kidding? You don’t want to seem thirsty. Tell him you didn’t mean to FaceTime him and that you didn’t even think you still had his number. That’s how you win him back,” offered France. “I think the best thing to do is say that you’re much happier with the new guy. I know we are,” Russia allegedly responded. While China and North Korea did not send written responses, China reporteldy pressed the “haha” button on Russian’s message and North Korea “liked” it.
Ultimately America decided to text back, “Nope didn’t mean to call. My bad.haha I hope all is well. How are u?”
Nearly 24 hours later and Mr. Obama has yet to respond. However, according to the United States of America, the charaismatic politician has been posting “quite a bit” in his Instagram stories and seems to be “having a really good time and it’s fine. I’m fine.”
At press time, the North American country was, in fact, not fine.
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