Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedLocal Man Shocked Fellow Americans Voted The Way They Always HaveBROOKLYN, NY — As of Wednesday afternoon, local graphic design artist Carter Pearson, 34, is having a hard time wrapping his head around…Nov 4, 2020Nov 4, 2020
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedAfter Long Day of Sitting at Home, Man Looking Forward to Sitting at Home in Different ChairMECHANICSVILLE, MICHIGAN — After a long and stressful day of sitting in his living room and pretending to work, local man Lucas Lopez, 36…Mar 28, 2020Mar 28, 2020
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedLocal Man Much Later To Work Now That He’s Reporting To Own KitchenFAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Local web developer, Steve Arnold, 29, used to fight through Northern Virginia traffic for over an hour each way to…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedAmerica Accidentally FaceTimes Ex-President Barack ObamaWASHINGTON, DC — The United States of America accidentally FaceTimed Barack Obama yesterday, resulting in a short but awkward texting…Sep 3, 2019Sep 3, 2019
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedLocal Black Person Existing a Little Too Much for Local White Woman’s ComfortPHILADELPHIA, PA— Local 33-year-old white woman, Christie McPherson, reported feeling uncomfortable yesterday at her local grocery store…May 13, 20185May 13, 20185
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedTo Avoid Confusion Starbucks Will Erect “Whites* Only” SignsPhiladelphia, PA — Starbucks has recently come under heavy scrutiny for a video that surfaced of two young black men being arrested in one…Apr 16, 20184Apr 16, 20184
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedAfter State of the Union, Many Americans Left Blinded By Extremely White CongressWASHINGTON, DC —Tens of millions of Americans tuned in to watch the president’s first State of the Union address this past Tuesday night…Feb 1, 2018Feb 1, 2018
Emmanuel BrowninExtra NewsfeedIf You People Are Really Dumb Enough to Vote For Me, I’ll Run For PresidentOprah WinfreyJan 9, 201822Jan 9, 201822
